Opener

Bitchfight:
M: Oh mein Gott. Hast Du die Mädels draussen gesehen, die sich gekloppt haben?
HB: Nein, was ist passiert?
M: Da haben sich 2 um nen Typen geschlagen, der gerade mal halb so gross wie sie selbst war. War ziehmlich brutal! Er stand nur da und hat gelacht, bis die Türsteher/die Polzei eingegriffen haben.

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Opinion:
Ich brauch mal ne weibliche Meinung....

Beim shoppen: Steht mir dies oder das besser??? Oh, OK, dann nehm ich wohl lieber doch das hier

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2 Part Kiss opener

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PICKING UP CHICKS (unknown) Just open with “Hi, we’re picking up chicks”… its C&F

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NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji, TD) "Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo.. we are too similar.. IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!"

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Der ist für Skull: ;-)
SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch) Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

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INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji) PUA: (nehmt ein SHB überraschend am Arm und zeigt auf irgendeinen Typen) "OMG, der Typ da drüben ist PERFEKT für Dich - komm ich stell Ihn Dir vor!!" (fangt an mit Ihr auf den Typen zuzugehen)
SHB: Was?! Nein.. NeinNeinNein.. haha.. Hilfe!
PUA: (zu dem Typen) Sie ist so schüchtern, aber Sie will Dich wirklich kennen lernen!
SHB: (Kichert hysterisch) Nein... das stimmt nicht!(Will fliehen)
PUA: Ach komm schon.. sein nicht so schüchtern..

Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was... (IjjjI)

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MYSTERY’S ESP (Mystery) Walk up to a girl and say, "Do you believe in ESP?" Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. "Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. Don’t say it. Just think it ... now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that?"

She says OK

"What’s so neat about imagination is ... we both have it ... On the blackboard, I see the number ... three."

Whether you get it right or not reply.

"Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different # from one to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard ... you are thinking of the number ... 7."

If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got it ... a 1 in 10 chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that’s a 1 in 40 chance ... "and of course I don’t stake my reputation on mere chance."

If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong, say... "PROOF! ESP does NOT exist!" Then start to laugh like this "Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP!" a good neg hit to start. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, "really? Hmm… didn’t know that ... thank you Cliff Claven." (From Cheers)

If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated, you will be surprised HOW well you will do. When they ask HOW, tell them ... I DON’T KNOW. Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. This is NOT a trick. You hate magicians. If she wants you to do this again, tell her ... "don’t be greedy now."

Speaking of greedy ... if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek, tell her, "Only one ... don't be greedy." This is a good NEG HIT. Mild but a neg hit nonetheless. If she says, "Yes, but I’m French", you reply, "Are all French girls as greedy as you?"

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COLOGNE OPENER (MM) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do.

Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.
Angel V: You can be my Stylecoach / Fashion advisor - you got the job.

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ARE YOU SHY? (unknown) Are you guys shy? I’ve been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven’t said ‘hi”

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C&F
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

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Nach intensiverem EC:
Das einzige was mir Deine Augen bisher noch nicht verraten haben ist Dein name - dann Cold read dranhängen bevor Sie den Namen sagt.